Did anyone at Hogwarts actually stop to think about how the sorting hat works? Maybe they would’ve realized that grouping all the kids of Death Eaters in one house named after a spooky snake was a bad idea.
I can’t help but wonder: Are we actually the sophisticated, hyper-evolved creatures of the digital age we claim to be, or are we just ancient souls operating very expensive machinery?
Is it really a "big purchase" if you don't open five tabs, check your bank balance three times, and consult the gods before hitting the checkout button?
