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12 Anthony Jeselnik Coal-Black Dark Humor Jokes
If you’re a sick puppy, and you’re ready to take a trip down this dark alley, welcome.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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0 This Plant Will Make You Starve — No Matter How Much You Eat
Won’t help you burn fat, though. It just kills you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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3 Stupid Superhero Movies That Redeemed Themselves (VIDEO)
You're welcome, Bully Maguire.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Why ‘Seinfeld’ and ‘Twin Peaks’ Go Together So Well
Why does the show about nothing gel so well with the soap opera about everything?
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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One Of The Most Depressing Christmas Movies Of All-Time Is An Adam Sandler-Steve Martin Comedy
‘Mixed Nuts’: The Christmas comedy, with an astonishing cast, that no one remembers or talks about.
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- By JM McNab
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You’re Not Neurotic. It’s Just Your High Blood Pressure Talking
A new study warns that your mental health problems may not be in your head, but coursing through your veins instead.
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The 1983 Stand-Up Special That Proved Robin Williams Had Staying Power
Needing a hit after ‘Mork & Mindy’ died a slow, painful death, Williams returned to his adopted hometown of San Francisco to firmly re-establish his comedic bona fides with his signature mix of manic energy and heart
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Lies Shark Week Taught Us, According to Science
Every shark ever has not been killed for shark-fin soup
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Weirdly Funny Moments In Otherwise Dead Serious Movies
“I know what people taste like. Babies taste the best!”
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Order by December 8 to Beat Amazon's Price On The 2 Million Dollar Puzzle
It's the most fun way to spend quality time together trying to make money this holiday season, unless you own, like, a Christmas tree farm. Those look fun as hell.
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- By CRACKED Store
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I’m the Last of the Kenosha Kickers from ‘Home Alone’
Eddie Korosa Jr. tells us about helping John Candy ad-lib Polish phrases and shares what it’s like to be the real Polka King of the Midwest
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- By Brian VanHooker
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These Are the 10 Most Awful Fan-Made Movie Posters
One Twitter account keeps track of the most heinously humorous fan-made movie art for both real and fictional films
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Nick Kroll Made a Pregnant Fan Laugh So Hard Her Water Broke
He accidentally achieved the rare feat of comedy-induced labor with his latest Netflix special
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Netflix CEO Says He'll Make Dave Chappelle Specials 'Til the End of Time
The streaming giant reaffirmed their commitment to the comic who prints more money than the Treasury.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Pearls of Wisdom from the Animaniacs
We have Yakko to thank for our interstellar fashion sense.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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Give The Gift Of Apple Without Paying Full Price
You don't have to pay full price to give a cool Apple gift this year.
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Addams Family's Creator Was Old-School Pete Davidson
The inventor of Wednesday Addams sure got around.
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- By JM McNab
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Far Right Comedians Claim That One of Their Own Broke Up Marjorie Taylor Greene's Marriage
Streamer Baked Alaska alleges that MTG cheated on her ex-husband with a popular alt-right troll.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Sarah Silverman Jokes for the Hall of Fame On Her Birthday
“I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.”
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Father of the Hass Avocado Made a Total of Four Grand From It
Avocado toast pays — just not for him
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Dying Words of Cancer Cells Are Instructions on How to Kill You
Like some sort of sadistic Paul Revere, they warn all of their neighboring cancer cells to scatter and hide before they can be blasted with chemo, too.
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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All 18 of Ben Stiller’s Sitcom Guest Spots, Ranked
With this many TV spots, how did Stiller find time to make ‘Dodgeball’?
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Guinness World Records That Were Discontinued for Our Own Good
If you’re currently eating a bicycle, just know it doesn’t count anymore
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- By Eli Yudin
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